Open letter to my employer

frustrate[1,transitive verb]

Pronunciation:

\ˈfrəs-ˌtrāt\

Etymology:

Middle English, from Latin frustratus, past participle of frustrare to deceive, frustrate, from frustra in error, in vain

(1): to make ineffectual : bring to nothing (2): impede, obstruct b: to make invalid or of no effect

Thanks, Mr. Employer, for your gross negligence in submitting an old, non-compliant resumé on a bid to extend my current position, instead of the up to date one that I tailored specifically for this purpose. If you wish to contact me, I'll either be in the unemployment line or begging at the heals of your competition.